Monthly Archives: April 2018

50 Thoughts XIX

1. My newest comedy bit is: going up to my dad when he’s about to eat a pear and asking, “Do you want a pear, or just one?” 2. The horizon line of a vertical photo should be called the verizon … Continue reading

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Something to Someone: The Road to 5000 Followers

I’ve been rehearsing this blog post in my head for the last month, but now that I have to write it, I don’t know what to say. I still don’t know what to title it, so hopefully that reveals itself … Continue reading

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Mystery Blogger Award x2

Greetings, earthlings! I’ve been nominated for two more Mystery Blogger Awards, which means I am two steps closer to having an award named after me. I believe that’s how it works. Thank you Becky and Cody for the nomination! Make sure you click … Continue reading

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Then vs. Now

I don’t want this blog post to be one those, “People are so inundated with technology these days, no one plays outside anymore, and no one looks up” rants that everyone nods their head at, but no one actually does … Continue reading

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Fantasy Sports and Me

There’s a phrase out there that goes like this: “No one cares about your fantasy team.” A quick search of it on Twitter will result in numerous tweets from holier-than-thou citizens, some of which like to capitalize “NO ONE”, to … Continue reading

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Same Old Surprise

You’re doing it again I know you know why there’s nothing we can do there’s nothing left to try just one more time, it’ll be alright tonight, you’ll cry tomorrow, you’ll lie and yesterday should’ve been goodbye so go ahead … Continue reading

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The 2018 Toronto Raptors: Are We There Yet?

There’s a small pillow in my bedroom that sits on my rocking chair. It’s black, has the Toronto Raptors original logo on it, and 1995 is credited as the copyright date. I got it when I was in kindergarten because, … Continue reading

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2018 Stanley Cup Playoffs Preview

The first time I ever wrote a playoff preview article was in Grade 6 for a group assignment about newspapers. Newspapers! What an inventive way of preparing us for the future. I still remember doing a preview for a series … Continue reading

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WrestleMania 34

Write about what you like, right? A couple of years ago, I wrote about my love of professional wrestling, which you can read HERE, if you want. I know that most of my readers won’t care about this, but that’s the … Continue reading

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My First Trip To Costco

Who wants to hear a story? Great! Gather around and don’t spill your juice box on the carpet. Someone always does. It’s the reason our Kindergarten teachers never trusted us with any food or drink on the carpet. Only duct … Continue reading

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