Tag Archives: Sick

Pizza Leftovers

Posted on May 10, 2018 by

I think I’m getting sick. No wait, I think I have allergies. No, that can’t be it. I’ve never had allergies. I must be getting sick. But I’ve gone to sleep early the last two nights. Sleep doesn’t make you … Continue reading →

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I Am Sick

Posted on July 31, 2017 by

I don’t like my bed anymore. Since Friday night, I’ve been under the weather, as opposed to on top of it. Hey, I just understood why it’s called being on “Cloud 9”. You’re on top of the weather. I haven’t … Continue reading →

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Do You Want A Cupcake?

Posted on March 29, 2017 by

When I was a kid, someone told me that thunder is caused by angels bowling in heaven. I thought that explained a lot. I also thought it was a bit rude, but who am I to suggest a tame game … Continue reading →

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People Are Gross

Posted on May 17, 2015 by

Yeah, I’m talking about you. And you. And you. And you in the back who thinks I don’t see them. And you. You. You. You. And you. Especially you. And you. And you. And me. It starts when we’re little; … Continue reading →

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