Monthly Archives: January 2017

Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Ep. 5

My BFF Meghan is joining me this week to provide some commentary on this week’s episode. You guys are getting two for the price of fun. That was a pun. Meghan’s notes are in bold. Mine aren’t. “I hate girl chat.” … Continue reading

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Stop It

I feel a rant coming on, so get’cha popcorn ready and add butter because this one is gonna be a real finger licker. I don’t know what that means. Get yourself a napkin if you must. I don’t want you … Continue reading

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The Royal Rumble

I want to write about wrestling, which means I’m about to alienate about 101.3% of my readers. If this affects you, just know that I am not sorry, nor do I care. *Insert smiley face* Perhaps you can give this post … Continue reading

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Just Like Me

I bet the night doesn’t greet you like it used to a gripping bear hug you try to wiggle free struggling to push it away all you want is space the bed is too small nowhere to put your arms anymore. … Continue reading

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Piece Of My Heart

Forget what I said, forget what you’re told Tonight is the night, we’re going to grow old Don’t look at the wound, time will never heal it See me in the next life, I swear to still feel it So don’t count the nights I cried, the Lord … Continue reading

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Blogger Recognition

Alright kids – and bigger kids – it’s time for another blogging experiment. I would’ve called this a blogging exercise, but I don’t want to do Jumping Jacks. I’m more of a Pizza Paul guy, if you catch my midriff-t. … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Ep. 4

You know the drill. Dignity; door. Get in here. “The drama continues”, says Chris Harrison, in case you were worried “the most dramatic show on TV” had run out of drama. Corinne is sleeping again but she’s smiling really aggressively. … Continue reading

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The Leafs Are Fun To Watch Again

I’ve been a fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs ever since my bedtime was the end of the first period – 8pm. Before going to sleep, I made sure to tape the rest of the game on VHS and write … Continue reading

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Watching The Water Run

For the last few days, I have felt strange. And no, it has nothing do with the 35 homemade cinnamon cookies (Nonna’s recipe) I’ve had since Tuesday morning. Those things are a delight. So if you don’t mind, I’m just … Continue reading

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Discovering My Digital Diet

Greetings, earthlings. I was asked to do a thing. With words. Some of you already know about it because I like you more told you. Some of you may know about it because you’ve come across it on your Reader. The rest of … Continue reading

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