Tag Archives: Age

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Posted on September 1, 2015 by Paul

Today is my last day as a 23-year-old. I’m not crying about it; I get to eat cake tomorrow! My family will call me an old man. My friends will call me an old man. I’ll call myself an old … Continue reading →

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Growing Up Millennial

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Paul

As a person born in the 90s, I am classified as a millennial, which means I am everything that is wrong with the world today. I stare at a screen instead of talking to people. I expect everything handed to … Continue reading →

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I’m 35?

Posted on May 1, 2015 by Paul

I gotta say, I’m a bit offended. Have you tried this new Internet fad? Upload a picture of yourself and it will tell you how old you are, in case you’ve forgotten. Prepare to be insulted! Here is the site: http://how-old.net I’m … Continue reading →

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400 is The New 80!

Posted on March 13, 2015 by Paul

Get excited, kids! If you didn’t receive that one thing you really wanted for your birthday this year, don’t worry! There’s always next year, and the year after that, and the year after that, and then about 475 more years … Continue reading →

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“I’m 8…and a Half”

Posted on July 13, 2014 by Paul

This summer is my third time working at camp. Children I interact with on a daily basis were not alive for 9/11. They were not alive when I graduated from elementary school. And some weren’t even alive when I started … Continue reading →

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