Tag Archives: World

So, You Call Yourself A Blogger?

Bloggers are different. They are the green grass on the other side. They are the friendly neighbour. They are funny. They are genuine. They love pizza. And when they leave a comment, well, they put YouTube commenters to shame. I … Continue reading

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HAPPY LOONEY JUNE!

They’re tiny, they’re toony, they’re all a little looney! The calendar has flipped to June 1st, the pizza has been ordered, the fireworks have been going off, and I am more excited than Porky Pig at a comedy club. It’s here, kids. It’s … Continue reading

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Future Global Phenomena

Ever wonder what global phenomena are going to suffocate our planet in the coming years? I’m not talking about fads that go away after a few days, like that black and blue dress debate. I’m talking about legitimate phenomena; things that are here to … Continue reading

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People Are Gross

Yeah, I’m talking about you. And you. And you. And you in the back who thinks I don’t see them. And you. You. You. You. And you. Especially you. And you. And you. And me. It starts when we’re little; … Continue reading

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Growing Up Millennial

As a person born in the 90s, I am classified as a millennial, which means I am everything that is wrong with the world today. I stare at a screen instead of talking to people. I expect everything handed to … Continue reading

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48-0

The world stopped tonight. Did you feel it? The boxing match that should’ve been six years ago, finally happened. Two millionaires squared off in one ring, while thousands of other millionaires watched them. Private jets caused a traffic jam at … Continue reading

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Raccoon Watch 2015

Getting right into things, there was a raccoon on my neighbour’s roof tonight. What was it doing up there? I don’t know. It wasn’t accepting questions from the media. Instead of saying “raccoon” a hundred times throughout this post, I’m … Continue reading

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Tell Me Everything, But Keep It Brief

I’m constantly hearing people say that the average attention span of a human being is eight seconds. Apparently this is down from twelve seconds, in 2008. I find this to be very WOAH A NEW SONG JUST CAME ON. Sorry, my eight … Continue reading

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I Can’t Believe My Eyes?

What colour is this dress? Black and blue. What? You think it’s white and gold? Ha, you’re crazy. A few hours later.  Why is it changing colours? SERIOUSLY WHY IS IT CHANGING COLOURS? The dress IS white and gold. Final … Continue reading

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The Dress Is Black & Blue!

The question dividing the Internet tonight is: What colour is this dress? Is it Black and Blue? Or is it White and Gold? I see black and blue. I don’t see any resemblance of white and gold at all. What … Continue reading

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