Tag Archives: Rant

A Good Old Fashioned Rant

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Paul

I have something I need to get off my chest because I like to sleep on my stomach, so if I don’t do this now, I’m going to sleep like a dog draped over a yoga ball tonight and that … Continue reading →

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I Don’t Understand Social Media Anymore

Posted on April 30, 2016 by Paul

I didn’t know what else to name this post, so that title will have to do. I’m sorry it’s six words long. I know people like things to be brief on social media. My sincerest apologies. I feel like this is … Continue reading →

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You Are You

Posted on April 15, 2016 by Paul

If you ask me who I am I can tell you my name one word four letters clap it out one syllable if you ask me who I am I can tell you my age pull out the cake light … Continue reading →

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People Are Gross

Posted on May 17, 2015 by Paul

Yeah, I’m talking about you. And you. And you. And you in the back who thinks I don’t see them. And you. You. You. You. And you. Especially you. And you. And you. And me. It starts when we’re little; … Continue reading →

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Just Sing The Anthem!

Posted on May 3, 2015 by Paul

Allow me to rant. In my opinion, I think national anthems are a sacred thing. They shouldn’t be tampered with. Why do singers at sporting events constantly feel the need to do “their version” of the national anthem? Why is … Continue reading →

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The Leafs

Posted on November 21, 2014 by Paul

As a fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs, I could not care less that the team didn’t salute the crowd last night after their win against Tampa Bay. I DON’T CARE. You know the only people who care? 1. The … Continue reading →

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Doe & Bae, Go Away

Posted on June 6, 2014 by Paul

I’ve reached a breaking point. I can’t hold off on this post any longer. People need to stop using the word “doe.” They need to stop using it on social media, in texts, and verbally saying it out loud. Just … Continue reading →

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A Word On The Weather

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Paul

I understand that everyone wants warm weather. I understand that people are fed up with the cold weather and the immense amount of snow. I understand that people are tired of wearing warm clothing. I understand that people are tired … Continue reading →

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Hey, I Want Calamari, Too!

Posted on December 1, 2013 by Paul

I stood there with a plate in my hands. On it, there was rigatoni with vodka sauce, two meatballs, broccoli, cauliflower, and white space. The white space was for some delicious calamari and a pizza slice. The pizza slice made … Continue reading →

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