Tag Archives: News

Tell Me Everything, But Keep It Brief

I’m constantly hearing people say that the average attention span of a human being is eight seconds. Apparently this is down from twelve seconds, in 2008. I find this to be very WOAH A NEW SONG JUST CAME ON. Sorry, my eight … Continue reading

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We Are Good People

Turn on the news tonight and tell me what you see. Does it make you happy, or sad? Do the anchors use a sombre tone to deliver news that you would rather not hear after a long day? Does the … Continue reading

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The Awful Truth about the Toronto Blue Jays

You know what’s hard? Watching the Toronto Maple Leafs blow a 4-1 lead in the last 10 minutes of Game 7 against the Boston Bruins. I was distraught for weeks. You know what’s harder? Crispy bacon. Oh, and watching the … Continue reading

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A Day Off From Sports

This is the worst week of the year for sports. It’s the MLB All-Star break. NHL and NBA free agency has fizzled out. Toronto FC plays a game tonight. In other words, there is nothing going on in the sports … Continue reading

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Run Like a Cheetah or Run Like a Cheater?

I will never understand what goes through an athlete’s mind when they decide to take performance enhancing drugs. Do they want to win that badly? Do they NEED to win that badly? Do they think they will never get caught? … Continue reading

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Reyes In, Kawasaki Out

Before the baseball season started, Blue Jays fans knew they would fall in love with their starting shortstop. Little did everyone realize, that shortstop would be Munenori Kawasaki. When Jose Reyes got injured in the 10th game of the season … Continue reading

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