Tag Archives: Blogger

Before, During, and Laughter

Hello out there, we’re on the air, it’s blogging night, tonight. Only a few of you will understand that reference. Anyway, this isn’t going to be a long post. I hope. This is just a completely pretentious and self-serving update … Continue reading

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Passing Notes To Catherine

Hey Catherine! I’m just going to call you Blend from here on out, like I normally do. I like that we can call each other “Blend” and no one knows what it means. They may think that they know, but … Continue reading

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Beyond The Letters

I think it’s safe to say that I’m never writing another letter again in my life. At least not on my blog, that is. I am spent. I am a drive-thru window that is permanently stuck open because of the … Continue reading

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A Letter To Becky

Dear Becky, I’m tempted to make this letter all about baseball because I know you wouldn’t object to that, but I won’t. It’ll only be 75% about baseball. Balance is good, or something. So, I went to the dentist yesterday … Continue reading

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A Letter To T

Dear T, Right off the top, let’s clear the air. Are you, or are you not, related to Mr. T?  I’ll wait. Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo DOO, doo doo doo doo doo, … Continue reading

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A Letter To Gelene

Dear Gelene, I’m currently dealing with a minor injury to my right hand, but I shall power through and overcome the pain in order to get this letter out to you! You’re probably wondering how I injured my hand. I’ll … Continue reading

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State of the French Fries Address

Full disclosure, this blog post has nothing to do with french fries. Sorry. If you brought ketchup packets to today’s festivities, place them in your back pocket and take a seat. Did anyone fall for that? Did anyone sit on … Continue reading

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A Letter To Jiya

Dear Jiya, Yesterday was Groundhog Day. Do you get that in the UK? Wikipedia isn’t being clear, so I’ll explain. Early in the morning, eager adults with nothing better to do with their time, call a groundhog out of it’s … Continue reading

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A Letter To Ely

Dear Ely, I have this image in my head of someone calling you and asking for Eli, which is of course a mispronunciation of your name. Then I imagine you saying, “That’s not my name ay ay ay ay ay” … Continue reading

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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

If I had a dime for every time I’ve done a blog post about the Liebster Award, I’d have about 40 cents and still no idea who this Liebster person is or why they have an award named after them. … Continue reading

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