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If you’re wondering why we moved our clocks ahead an hour last weekend, it’s so we could get to The Bachelor finale sooner. I think we’re all ready for this to be over. Read every single one of these notes. … Continue reading
My BFF Meghan is joining me this week to provide some commentary on this week’s episode. You guys are getting two for the price of fun. That was a pun. Meghan’s notes are in bold. Mine aren’t. “I hate girl chat.” … Continue reading
You know the drill. Dignity; door. Get in here. “The drama continues”, says Chris Harrison, in case you were worried “the most dramatic show on TV” had run out of drama. Corinne is sleeping again but she’s smiling really aggressively. … Continue reading
Yeah, I’m doing this again. Someone should check on my well-being. Nick calls a team huddle to tell them that he and Liz had met at a wedding (whaaaat?) nine months ago. The girls are upset about it because they … Continue reading
Back by popular demand (seriously), here are my viewing notes for this week’s episode of The Bachelor. Everyone get out your hot glue guns because some hearts are going to break tonight! I’ve already lost my mind. Here comes Chris … Continue reading
Hi, my name is Paul, and I watch The Bachelor. If you’re not judging me right now, you should be. Do I care? Care rhymes with hair, which sits on my head. So no, I don’t care. I just made … Continue reading
I’m Paul. You’re not. Let’s get started! Episode 1 Tonight is The Dundies! The annual employee awards night. Someone is going to be disappointed, calling it now. “Stanley the manly.” I like it. Michael has taped every edition of The … Continue reading
How did Tom the tomato know he had gained weight? He couldn’t see his toes. Some would say Tom ate too many Ore-O’s. That joke is a Paul original. It had a double punch line. I’m not explaining the intricacies of … Continue reading
Forgive me people of the internet, for I have apparently sinned. I have not watched the entire series of The Office. In fact, I haven’t seen more than a couple of episodes and short YouTube clips. Sue me. Please don’t. … Continue reading