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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Hannah) – Ep. 2

Posted on May 21, 2019 by

Welcome back to another life-changing edition of viewing notes for episode two of The Bachelorette. This week, we learn the ABCs of love which DEF-initely brings out the alpha-bet obsessed nature of one contestant, while another contestant is just plain … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Hannah) – Ep. 1

Posted on May 14, 2019 by

It’s only been two months since The Bachelor ended. In that time, Hannah B. went on a journey to find love and brought a camera crew with her. Now, it’s time to roll tide the footage and let the world … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Finale Pt. 2

Posted on March 13, 2019 by

This is the show that never ends, but tonight it does. I’d like to welcome back Cass for the final time this season. Her thoughts will be in bold. Sorry I went MIA last night everyone, I was just in … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Finale Pt. 1

Posted on March 12, 2019 by

Of course this show has a two-part season finale. Of course. ~ We kick things off with Chris Harrison in front of a studio audience. ~ He asks rhetorical questions like, “Will Colton come back to the show?” and “Will … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 9

Posted on March 5, 2019 by

The Colton jumped the fence, the Colton jumped the fence, hi-ho, the derry-o, the Colton jumped the fence. Welcome back to another edition of your favourite Bachelor recap. I’m Paul and this Cass. Her thoughts will be in bold, so you … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 8

Posted on February 26, 2019 by

They started as strangers. And then they kissed. And then they travelled the world, without eating any food. How did it end up like this? And then Demi went home. Moment of silence for Dem-Dem. It was only a kiss, … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 7

Posted on February 19, 2019 by

According to The Good Place, if you watch The Bachelor, you’re going to hell. They have no motive to lie, so it must be true. Not sure what that means for those of you who watch the show via these … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 6

Posted on February 12, 2019 by

Hello. Welcome to the most outrageous episode in Bachelor history. I’m Paul and this is my friend, Cass. Her thoughts will be in bold, while mine will be in dismay. Please enjoy, and remember to weep not for the memories. … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 5

Posted on February 5, 2019 by

This can’t be worse than the Super Bowl. This can’t be worse than the Super Bowl. This can’t be worse than the Super Bowl. This can’t be worse than the Super Bowl. This can’t be worse than the Super Bowl. … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 4

Posted on January 29, 2019 by

Hit the floor, it’s time for episode four! I’m assuming the contingent of beavers who read my blog, are the only ones hitting the floor right now. Shame shame. At this time, I’d like to bring in Cass, whose thoughts … Continue reading →

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