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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 8

Two, four, six, (episode) eight, who’s ready for a hometown date? Three, five, seven, nine, every two minutes you’ll need some wine. ~ We are down to the Final Four sponsored by, This Space For Rent: Tia, Lauren A-, Kendall, … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 7

Twelve comes after eleven, it’s episode seven! ~ The circus continues in Italy this week. How long before Arie says it’s beautiful there? Oh, three seconds. He just said it. ~ Arie can’t wait to eat pasta. If my grandparents … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 6

Hold on to your cinnamon sticks, it’s episode six. ~ They are in Paris this week, which is “the most romantic city around.” Didn’t they say the same thing about Fort Lauderdale last week? ~ We are 46 seconds into this … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 5

It’s episode five, let’s attack this bee hive. ~ This week they are in Fort Lauderdale, which Arie calls a “beautiful place to fall in love” because he’s contractually obligated to say that about every place they go to. ~ “There’s … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 4

Open the door, it’s episode four. ~ Bekah is out swimming in the pool while the girls in the house talk about how young she is. And yet she’s old enough to swim by herself. Hmm. ~ Bekah and Arie are 14 … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 3

I was going to start this post by taking attendance, but I seem to have misplaced my attendance list. I’ll just assume you’re all here and no one is playing hooky this week. ~ “I’m emotionally and physically drained.” Episode … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 2

Welcome back. I’m exhausted, so these notes will definitely be loopier than usual. Unless it’s a boring episode. Enjoy. ~ Arie is driving up to the mansion on a motorcycle. At this rate, he’ll be on a tricycle by Episode … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 1

Well, the time has come. Feel free to park your high horse outside and leave your shame at the door because I’m back to recap another season of The Bachelor, with witty comments and astute analysis. Now then, let’s get … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Finale

I don’t know how we got here, but it’s finale night. Let’s get this piñata in the air and start swinging, shall we? It’s down to three guys with generic names: Bryan, Peter, and Eric. ~ Bryan is the kind of … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Ep. 9

Welcome back to another “Oh no, my ice cream is melting!” edition of The Bachelorette. They are in Dallas this week. Get it? Dallas…Heat…Ice cream go bye bye. ~ Rachel sees a future with the final three men. Someone should … Continue reading

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