Feeding Frenzy

My blog friend Suchie sent me a message all the way from India to request that I write a song about pizza, donuts, and coffee. I don’t drink coffee, I haven’t had a donut since 2018 (I think), but I do daydream about pizza…so I accepted the challenge.

Here is my song, which was written in about ten minutes because I’m just that good.

Note: If you’re wondering why it says “Hun-jun-hungry” in the lyrics, it’s because I made a typo and liked it too much to change it to “Hun-hun-hungry”. In the music industry they refer to this as “creative freedom”, or “dumb luck”.

“FEEDING FRENZY”

Everything you need is in the kitchen
We find the pizza, it’s a win win
One more donut won’t be a sin sin
But I spit up my coffee in the bin bin

You caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude)
now you caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude!)

We fill our tummy
It’s so yummy
One too many donuts
I feel funny
It’s allergy season
My nose is runny
Still won’t drink your stinkin’ coffee

You caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude)
now you caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude!)

(Piano solo)

I see a salad, I go eat it
It’s not a pizza, but I will get fit
I throw the donut, like a ring toss
Around a chicken finger, now I need floss
There’s no escaping the escape clause
Still not sippin’ coffee, you can get lost

You caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude)
now you caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude!)

Now I’m hun-jun-hungry
Gotta feed me
Oh, I’m hun-jun-hungry
Like a frenzy
Yeah, I’m hun-jun-hungry
Just ready to eat

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11 Responses to Feeding Frenzy

  1. The Lit Biwi says:

    All we need now is a sexy music video featuring people wearing actual donut earrings. Also, Iโ€™m now hun jun hungry. ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น OMGGGG Paul, ahahahhaha hilarious. Thank you for doing the song justice that nobody else could ever replicate. ๐Ÿค 

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  2. Authoress51 says:

    Not bad. Wasn’t sure what tune to sing it to. But Legit Boss? Hmmm

    Liked by 1 person

  3. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  4. I agree with The Lit Biwi, you need to make a cool, sexy video to go with โ€œThe Pizza Song.โ€ And why havenโ€™t you had a donut since last year? Thatโ€™s just wrong ๐Ÿฉ.

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  5. Ely says:

    Omg this is EPICCCCCCC LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚ stop it right now! You lyrical BEAST, you!!!!! You slayer of lines! you monster of mixes! You beater of BEATS LOL! I keep trying to actually sing it like to a beat! Iโ€™m gonna find a background beat and Iโ€™m gonna rap your lyrics!!! You just watch! Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    • Paul says:

      Hahaha Ely! I knew you’d appreciate this one. As for a beat, for some reason a slow version of “We gon’ party like it’s your birthday” fits the first half of the first stanza. And maybe the other main stanzas too, I’m not sure lol

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