Feeding Frenzy

My blog friend Suchie sent me a message all the way from India to request that I write a song about pizza, donuts, and coffee. I don’t drink coffee, I haven’t had a donut since 2018 (I think), but I do daydream about pizza…so I accepted the challenge.

Here is my song, which was written in about ten minutes because I’m just that good.

Note: If you’re wondering why it says “Hun-jun-hungry” in the lyrics, it’s because I made a typo and liked it too much to change it to “Hun-hun-hungry”. In the music industry they refer to this as “creative freedom”, or “dumb luck”.

“FEEDING FRENZY”

Everything you need is in the kitchen
We find the pizza, it’s a win win
One more donut won’t be a sin sin
But I spit up my coffee in the bin bin

You caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude)
now you caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude!)

We fill our tummy
It’s so yummy
One too many donuts
I feel funny
It’s allergy season
My nose is runny
Still won’t drink your stinkin’ coffee

You caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude)
now you caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude!)

(Piano solo)

I see a salad, I go eat it
It’s not a pizza, but I will get fit
I throw the donut, like a ring toss
Around a chicken finger, now I need floss
There’s no escaping the escape clause
Still not sippin’ coffee, you can get lost

You caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude)
now you caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude!)

Now I’m hun-jun-hungry
Gotta feed me
Oh, I’m hun-jun-hungry
Like a frenzy
Yeah, I’m hun-jun-hungry
Just ready to eat