My blog friend Suchie sent me a message all the way from India to request that I write a song about pizza, donuts, and coffee. I don’t drink coffee, I haven’t had a donut since 2018 (I think), but I do daydream about pizza…so I accepted the challenge.
Here is my song, which was written in about ten minutes because I’m just that good.
Note: If you’re wondering why it says “Hun-jun-hungry” in the lyrics, it’s because I made a typo and liked it too much to change it to “Hun-hun-hungry”. In the music industry they refer to this as “creative freedom”, or “dumb luck”.
“FEEDING FRENZY”
Everything you need is in the kitchen
We find the pizza, it’s a win win
One more donut won’t be a sin sin
But I spit up my coffee in the bin bin
You caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude)
now you caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude!)
We fill our tummy
It’s so yummy
One too many donuts
I feel funny
It’s allergy season
My nose is runny
Still won’t drink your stinkin’ coffee
You caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude)
now you caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude!)
(Piano solo)
I see a salad, I go eat it
It’s not a pizza, but I will get fit
I throw the donut, like a ring toss
Around a chicken finger, now I need floss
There’s no escaping the escape clause
Still not sippin’ coffee, you can get lost
You caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude)
now you caught me in a food mood
don’t mean to be so rude (so rude!)
Now I’m hun-jun-hungry
Gotta feed me
Oh, I’m hun-jun-hungry
Like a frenzy
Yeah, I’m hun-jun-hungry
Just ready to eat
All we need now is a sexy music video featuring people wearing actual donut earrings. Also, Iām now hun jun hungry. š¹š¹š¹ OMGGGG Paul, ahahahhaha hilarious. Thank you for doing the song justice that nobody else could ever replicate. š¤
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I can’t determine if that music video would get 47 views or 47 million views, but it would be great haha
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It would be epic.
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Not bad. Wasn’t sure what tune to sing it to. But Legit Boss? Hmmm
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Yeah I might change that part around, stay tuned.
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I agree with The Lit Biwi, you need to make a cool, sexy video to go with āThe Pizza Song.ā And why havenāt you had a donut since last year? Thatās just wrong š©.
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I’ve been addicted to chocolate chip muffins this year so there’s been no time/space for donuts haha
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Oh I see, I think you might need some serious help then Paul! But I see your point, I too have been obsessed with orange-cranberry walnut muffins, I haven’t had a chocolate croissant in over two weeks! lol
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Omg this is EPICCCCCCC LOL š stop it right now! You lyrical BEAST, you!!!!! You slayer of lines! you monster of mixes! You beater of BEATS LOL! I keep trying to actually sing it like to a beat! Iām gonna find a background beat and Iām gonna rap your lyrics!!! You just watch! Lol š
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Hahaha Ely! I knew you’d appreciate this one. As for a beat, for some reason a slow version of “We gon’ party like it’s your birthday” fits the first half of the first stanza. And maybe the other main stanzas too, I’m not sure lol
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