Monthly Archives: December 2018

Dove

We are here again it’s the last day of a few more hours ’til we let the dove fly away, so it can be free clearing the future for you and me. Advertisements

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How We Say Hello

I was at the annual family Christmas party last weekend, which means the dessert table had more selection than most buffets and every cheese served as an appetizer came with a story. But before all the food gets inhaled, you … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XXIV (Holiday Edition)

1. When I was 5, I was coming out of a store at the mall with my mom, and Santa’s throne was straight ahead. We made eye contact and he waved at me. I waved back. If I remember correctly, … Continue reading

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Computer Updates Are Mean

Check…check…check one, two, four. Is this thing on? If you can hear me, clap once. If you can hear me, clap twice. If you can hear me, invite me to your Christmas party so I can taste test your food … Continue reading

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The Christmas Tag

Thank you to Becky at Strikeouts + Sprinkles for nominating me for this festive tag! Rules: 1. Thank the blogger that tagged you and link their blog to your post. 2. List the rules in the post. 3. Answer all … Continue reading

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Please Like My Words

Originally posted on A Crack in the Pavement:
Not too long ago I mentioned that Canada reminds me of that really cool cousin that you seek out whenever a family get together comes into play. Paul reminds me of that…

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Survive and Advance

Let’s go back to this past Sunday. I rolled into the kitchen sometime around noon and made myself a corned beef sandwich on flaxseed bread for the fourth time in seven days. Actually, it could’ve been the fifth time. I’ll … Continue reading

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Under Where?

Listen, whenever someone starts a sentence with the word “listen”, that should set off alarm bells in your head that what is to follow will be something you don’t really care to listen to. So if you haven’t turned back … Continue reading

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Fantasy Football Playoffs

If you were to put your ear up against the virtual door of my fantasy football team’s locker room, security would probably ask if you’re affiliated with the New England Patriots, and then escort you off the premise. But before … Continue reading

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