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Monthly Archives: August 2018
Figuring Out Fantasy Football
I used to love the NFL. Half a lifetime ago, you would find me in front of the TV at 11AM on Sundays, eating lunch and watching Sunday NFL Countdown for two hours before kickoff. My favourite segment of the … Continue reading
Major League Baseball Should Adopt A New Schedule
Major League Baseball should adopt a new, balanced schedule. There is no reason why – with a 162-game season – fans should be forced to see their favourite team play the four other teams in their division, a total of … Continue reading
Posted in Sports
Tagged About Me, Baseball, Baseball Schedule, Fandom, Life, Major League Baseball, Nostalgia, Opinion, People, Thoughts, Toronto Blue Jays
20 Comments
Eavesdropping: “An Ambidextrous Kicker”
We here at The Captain’s Speech like to be innovative, creative, and all the other words that end in -ive, including digestive. As such, I’d like to introduce you to a new segment called, Eavesdropping. Here’s how it works: I … Continue reading
Season 4 of Gilmore Girls
A few days ago, I finished Season 4 of Gilmore Girls. I have a lot I need to get off my chest, so if you don’t want spoilers, don’t read this post. Even if you haven’t watched Gilmore Girls, this … Continue reading
Posted in TV
Tagged College, Funny, Gilmore Girls, Humor, Humour, Life, Opinion, School, Television, Thoughts
18 Comments
To The New Desk Chair In My Life
To the desk chair it most definitely concerns: Please note, this is not a letter. This is more of a notice. A warning, if you will. Actually, that’s a bit too catastrophic. I see the word “warning” and I think … Continue reading
Posted in Humour
Tagged About Me, Desk Chair, Funny, Humor, Opinion, Reflection, Thoughts, Writing
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The Muffin Man
I’m not much of a dessert person. All those fancy, restaurant-quality dessert photos, that people post on social media, don’t impress me much. I don’t care for your squiggles of chocolate sauce, wiggles of caramel, and plops of whipped cream … Continue reading
Notivation
I just wrote 1496 words in a draft. I’m glad I did, even though I may never post it. Lately, my keyboard has felt like quicksand. I have all these things I want to write about, but haven’t been able … Continue reading
Posted in Random
Tagged About Me, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Inspiration, Opinion, Thoughts, Writing
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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Finale
One rose. Two bros. One stays. One goes. Will they propose? Who knows? Grab your snack and hold your horses, no wait, that didn’t rhyme. Take two. Grab your tacos and hold your broncos, it’s time to hand out the … Continue reading
Posted in TV
Tagged Bachelorette Becca, Bachelorette Recap, Dating, Funny, Humor, Humour, Life, Love, Marriage, Opinion, Relationship, Television, The Bachelorette, Thoughts
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Clowns Aren’t Scary
It is said that if you don’t think clowns are scary, then you probably are a clown. Harsh, maybe. But don’t get mad at me, I don’t make the rules. Except in this case. I made up that line for … Continue reading