Monthly Archives: July 2018

Just A Guy Watching Gilmore Girls

What of it? About two months ago, I found myself without anything to watch on Netflix. I had just finished a spree of crime documentaries and wanted something different. I was tired of the same type of show. I didn’t … Continue reading

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Let Me

Take me away away from here from the sound the smell and the mirror let me breathe away from here where I can talk be heard and speak more than one word let me be away from here where I … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 9

We are gathered here today to join Becca and three guys in Holy Mattress-mony. If there is anyone who thinks Becca should not go through with these fantasy suite dates, tweet now, or forever hold your phone in your hand. … Continue reading

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The DeRozan Trade

Today was a frustrating day. I don’t even know where to begin. I’ll start with the facts, and a few deep breaths. The Toronto Raptors traded DeMar DeRozan, Jakob Poeltl, and a protected 2019 first round pick, to the San … Continue reading

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Paulo Picasso-so

Hello, my name is Paulo Picasso-so. Why? Because my artwork is just so-so. Normally I’m not inspired to write about art, but my friend Jess wrote a post called, “I was not a prodigy” and it spoke to me – … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 8

You no longer have to wait, it’s Episode 8, bring on the hometown date, so we can learn their fate, and see if Tia goes, “Hey Becca, checkmate.” Welcome back to your favourite Bachelorette recap on the internet – I’m … Continue reading

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WWE Extreme Rules (2018) Predictions

You can either write about your interests in a way that brings everyone in, or leaves everyone out. My goal with this post is to bring everyone in. So if you’re not a wrestling fan, but you’re a “Paul fan”, … Continue reading

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Last Place

The highway’s gone it’s not okay my empty words are blowing away the love is lost tell me which way I’m not sure how to smile today.

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The Dining Room

“It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five. It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five.” Ribble the waiter repeats this to himself as he walks into the dining room and gives a quarter to a … Continue reading

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Brain Landfill

Good evening. Technically, it’s morning, but I’m wearing a retainer in my mouth and talking like Dracula is the only way for words to come out without the accompaniment of saliva. Otherwise, I’m Daffy Duck, but with underwear. I don’t … Continue reading

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