Monthly Archives: December 2017

Closing Act

Dear Readers, For the last three hours, I’ve been trying to write one of those fancy year in review posts. I can’t do it. It’s too hard. I’m a better writer after midnight, when the lights are out and I’m … Continue reading

Posted in Random | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 83 Comments

A Letter To Myka

Dear Myka, I think you’ve waited long enough for this letter. You know how I know that? Because I was on YouTube the other day and one of the recommended videos on the side was the song “I’ll Be Missing … Continue reading

Posted in Letters | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

A Letter To Ariel

Dear Ariel,  I hope this letter gets to you germ free, as I currently have a sore throat that burns like a disco inferno. I haven’t started sneezing yet, but the occasionally sniffle is sending me warning signs. I’m not … Continue reading

Posted in Letters | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 21 Comments

50 Thoughts XVI

1. It’s two days until Christmas and I still haven’t seen Home Alone or Mrs. Doubtfire yet this holiday season. 2. Shovelling snow is a workout. Everyone agree? Good. 3. Those of you who watch The Bachelor/ette will be happy to … Continue reading

Posted in 50 Thoughts | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 60 Comments

A Letter To Cathy

Dear Cathy, Moien, mein numm ass Paul. But you already knew that! Wéi geet et? I hope well. Lastly, wou ass de supermarché? I need to know! I couldn’t think of any other way to start this letter than by … Continue reading

Posted in Letters | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Something Different

Hey friends, Paul here. I don’t really know what this blog post is going to be about, but I feel like I have stuff to say. So I’m just going to sit here and write and hopefully something meaningful comes … Continue reading

Posted in Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 50 Comments

Trying

Hey, how will we say hello today I can wave my hand, like I’m leading a marching band Hey, can I talk to you I don’t know what to say, but I’ll say it anyway Hey, are you there I’m … Continue reading

Posted in Poetry | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 17 Comments

A Letter To Angela

Dear Angela, It’s been a while since I’ve written a letter, so if you don’t mind, I’d like to take a minute and get any cliché phrases out of my lexicon. Thank you for your patience. “Hi! How are you? … Continue reading

Posted in Letters | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 29 Comments

A Raker’s Dozen

I plan on making this a funny post, but I haven’t written a funny post in a really long time. So if my jokes fall flat, don’t step on them. They’re already flat. That was my first joke. I hear … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 61 Comments