Monthly Archives: March 2017

Do You Want A Cupcake?

When I was a kid, someone told me that thunder is caused by angels bowling in heaven. I thought that explained a lot. I also thought it was a bit rude, but who am I to suggest a tame game … Continue reading

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Are Bloggers Misunderstood?

You know what makes me mad? Don’t guess, I’ll tell you. It’s when I see a new blogger enter the blogging community with a traditional first post and proceed to say things like, “Everyone has a blog these days, so … Continue reading

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Circle

Songs don’t change, they’re the lucky ones Maybe we follow a different tune Sitting in front of a slot machine Hoping, wishing, praying Searching for luck because this is where it is found I hit the jackpot We won Now what? … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Finale

If you’re wondering why we moved our clocks ahead an hour last weekend, it’s so we could get to The Bachelor finale sooner. I think we’re all ready for this to be over. Read every single one of these notes. … Continue reading

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Momentarily Misplaced

I can’t tell you the last time a commercial on TV, or an advertisement on the internet, left me saying to myself, “Wow, I need what they’re selling.” I don’t know if I’ve ever thought that. Sure, maybe the food … Continue reading

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Pizza Sickness

Time to try something new. Don’t ask me how this idea came about – it’s a long story. But if you don’t like it, you can blame my best friend Chris. If you like it, though, you can give me … Continue reading

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A Letter To Alexandra

Dear Alexandra, I hope this letter finds you well, as opposed to in a well. That didn’t work out too well for little Timmy.  Sorry, I’m a bit rusty with writing letters. That was an incredibly morbid opening. I apologize. … Continue reading

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Steak Frights

Are we on? We are? Okay. Hi everybody, Chef Paulo here! We are back on the air after a long hate us. Thank you for… Stage Director: You mean, “hiatus”. We were on a long hiatus. Start over. No, I don’t. … Continue reading

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