Monthly Archives: March 2017

Do You Want A Cupcake?

Posted on March 29, 2017 by

When I was a kid, someone told me that thunder is caused by angels bowling in heaven. I thought that explained a lot. I also thought it was a bit rude, but who am I to suggest a tame game … Continue reading →

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Are Bloggers Misunderstood?

Posted on March 17, 2017 by

You know what makes me mad? Don’t guess, I’ll tell you. It’s when I see a new blogger enter the blogging community with a traditional first post and proceed to say things like, “Everyone has a blog these days, so … Continue reading →

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Circle

Posted on March 15, 2017 by

Songs don’t change, they’re the lucky ones Maybe we follow a different tune Sitting in front of a slot machine Hoping, wishing, praying Searching for luck because this is where it is found I hit the jackpot We won Now what? … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Finale

Posted on March 14, 2017 by

If you’re wondering why we moved our clocks ahead an hour last weekend, it’s so we could get to The Bachelor finale sooner. I think we’re all ready for this to be over. Read every single one of these notes. … Continue reading →

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Momentarily Misplaced

Posted on March 10, 2017 by

I can’t tell you the last time a commercial on TV, or an advertisement on the internet, left me saying to myself, “Wow, I need what they’re selling.” I don’t know if I’ve ever thought that. Sure, maybe the food … Continue reading →

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Pizza Sickness

Posted on March 8, 2017 by

Time to try something new. Don’t ask me how this idea came about – it’s a long story. But if you don’t like it, you can blame my best friend Chris. If you like it, though, you can give me … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Alexandra

Posted on March 7, 2017 by

Dear Alexandra, I hope this letter finds you well, as opposed to in a well. That didn’t work out too well for little Timmy.  Sorry, I’m a bit rusty with writing letters. That was an incredibly morbid opening. I apologize. … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Steak Frights

Posted on March 2, 2017 by

Are we on? We are? Okay. Hi everybody, Chef Paulo here! We are back on the air after a long hate us. Thank you for… Stage Director: You mean, “hiatus”. We were on a long hiatus. Start over. No, I don’t. … Continue reading →

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