Monthly Archives: January 2017

Adios, Chris

It was the best lasagna I’ve ever had in my life. I wanted to eat more of it, but in order to do that I would’ve had to pave paradise and put up a parking lot. In simpler terms, my … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor

Hi, my name is Paul, and I watch The Bachelor. If you’re not judging me right now, you should be. Do I care? Care rhymes with hair, which sits on my head. So no, I don’t care. I just made … Continue reading

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