Monthly Archives: August 2016

A Letter To Petrina

Posted on August 12, 2016 by

Dear Petrina, Hello and bonjour my fellow Canadian! Don’t worry, I won’t do this whole letter in english and french. Just french. Comment ça va? Ça va bien? Me too. Une question pour vous: Où est le pamplemousse? Dans la … Continue reading →

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Restaurant Mishaps

Posted on August 11, 2016 by

It’s safe to say that I’ve been to a restaurant or two, or nine hundred and fifty-six in my life. What can I say? Food is good. Paul eat food. Nom nom nom nom nom. What’s for dinner? But not … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Dee

Posted on August 10, 2016 by

Dear Dee, If you’re reading this letter I want you to know that we just made history! This is my first letter out to the Middle East and this is your first letter from Canada. And if it’s not your … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Jess

Posted on August 9, 2016 by

Dear Jess, Jess! Jess! Jess! Jess! Jess Nye and the apple pie…Make some noise for the Vengaboys…They call you Dani. They call you Sid. They call you Audrey. Always the same. That’s not your name. Nope. That’s not your name. Nah … Continue reading →

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Still

Posted on August 7, 2016 by

No matter where you go the sky is still the sky and you are still you with your feet beneath you so feel free to look up and down when your left and right get turned upside down.

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A Letter To Ben

Posted on August 5, 2016 by

Dear Ben,  I’m excited. You are receiving my first letter out to the United Kingdom, specifically, Essex.  I can only imagine the pomp and circumstance the arrival of this letter will receive. I hope they don’t close down too many roads. … Continue reading →

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This Is Chris

Posted on August 4, 2016 by

As some of you may know, my best friend, Chris, recently started a blog on WordPress after years of me telling him he should. Clearly, I’m not very persuasive. This post will be about me telling you about him and … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Bridget (Meghan’s Dog)

Posted on August 3, 2016 by

Woof Bridget, Who’s a good girl? Who’s a good girl? Bridget, who’s a good girl? Yes you are. Yes you are! Good girl! You probably get that a lot, don’t you? I imagine it can get pretty annoying hearing the … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Meghan

Posted on August 2, 2016 by

Dear Meghan, I hope this letter finds you well, not just because I care about your well-being, but because I have sent it via passenger pigeon and the last I heard was its car broke down and it was taking … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts V

Posted on August 1, 2016 by

1. One of my biggest fears is that an emergency situation will arise that will require me to run away from wherever I am, but both my legs and feet will be asleep. Therefore, I won’t be able to move. Terrifying … Continue reading →

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