Put this up there as one of my stranger blog post titles. Oh well.
I came back across the border the other day and my phone blew up with 17 emails. Most of them were notifications from WordPress.
I also received two texts while I was away for two days. Shows you how popular I am! Thanks for those texts, Chris!
To answer some questions, I went to the luxurious city known as Cleveland. None of you got it right. No points for Gryffindor.
My blog post called, Paul’s Not Here, was a reference to Home Alone 2 where they were at the airport and the 36 children were passing the bag down the line to Kevin. The bag got to the end and Kevin wasn’t there so they all passed it back and said, “Kevin’s not here” and the mother lost her mind.
Congratulations to Yari for being the only one who understood that movie reference! I’m very disappointed in the rest of you. Find a way to make it up to me.
Paul Appreciation Day was great! Thanks to everyone who showered me with appreciative comments. I appreciated you appreciating me on my appreciation day.
I have 26 letters and a post about my trip to write. I also have to read through the blog posts I’ve missed since Saturday. This is a lot of work. Be patient.
Well, that’s the end of this superfluous post. I just did it for attention.
Bye.
The Captain's Speech 
I’m really disappointed in myself for not getting that reference 😞
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To be fair, it’s been at least 9 months since Home Alone has been played repeatedly on TV.
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Wait. Isn’t Cleveland in the U.S?? Or am I being geographically wrong again😭
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Haha it is. You just made it seem like I “finally” got to the US, as if I hadn’t been before lol. We’re supposed to be telepathic, Shaz!
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Nooooo I meant like “finally” since the time I’ve known you! I knew you were in the U.S (cuz of telepathy) just not where🤔Next time, stop by my state!!
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There has been talk among my friends of doing a trip to Boston some time!
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Yes!! You must. There is a good baseball team there!!
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Telepathy! We went for a baseball trip to Cleveland! For a second there I thought you’d seen my Instagram pictures but you don’t follow me on Instagram lol
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Lol I don’t have Instagram!! Haha no I just know you really like baseball!
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You’ll see the pictures on here soon enough! The Olive Garden pic is my favourite.
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And you told me once you and your friends were planning to do a baseball trip somewhere in the U.S!
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Good memory!
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Ha! I was sure you went to Detroit. I love Cleveland. I went to college at Ohio Wesleyan University, which is in the middle of the state. But lots of students I knew, including my roommate, lived in, or around Cleveland. I hope you had fun.
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Detroit..been there, seen that lol. The people of Ohio were quite nice to us. That caught me off guard a bit.
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Generally speaking, we ARE nice. Not counting Ryan Lichtenstein 😠😢
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But being nice is a Canadian thing! Don’t copy us!
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Haha just as I hit send I saw Lochte autocorrected to Lichtenstein haha.
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Haha I looked up Ryan Lichtenstein on Google and then figured he must be someone only you know that was mean to you in the past
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Oh wow I’ve missed a lot in the few days of my move. Glad to see you’re keeping busy as always. And by the sound of it Paul appreciation day was nothing less than to be expected. Sad I missed it. I’ll find a way to make it up to you lol
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I’m afraid I sound/look busier than I actually am lol. Good to see you back!
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Lol I know I’ve been taking way to many writing breaks. Always a nice welcome back, thanks 😁
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And now I want pizza.
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So do I.
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