First person to tell me which movie I’m referencing in the title gets 1000 points! Don’t let me down. Hint: Replace my name with someone else’s name. A lot of you are still confused, I can see it.
If you’re reading this write now, it’s because I’m out of the country for the weekend and when I come back on Sunday I want to see comments on my blog so I know people missed me. and pretty much off the grid.
Where have I gone? That’s for me to know and you to find out. Na na na boo boo. I’m five years old.
If you can guess where I’ve gone, you get 2000 points.
In my absence, I thought I’d share some of my old blog posts that I don’t think many of you have read before. I know, this is exactly what you were hoping for. You’re welcome.
You don’t have to read all of them. That being said, you get 1000 points for each one you do read. So, yeah. Go read all of them.
Here they are and a direct quote from each one. I apologize if they are a tough read. I was still new to blogging when I wrote most of them.
“Thankfully, when an automatic toilet works, it really works. It’s like the Magic Bullet of toilets. It’s like a minor tremor.”
2. 99 Thoughts That (May) Run Through A Blogger’s Mind
“SOMEBODY LIKED MY POST. How’s that possible?”
“Why do people constantly have to make eating sound so delicate. It’s not! Get rid of all the extra cutlery. I don’t need four plates, three forks, two spoons, and a partridge in a pear tree to eat bread, salad, and soup.”
4. What Is Valentine’s Day, Exactly?
“…the world is divided on a holiday that is about a half-naked baby named Cupid, who shoots arrows at people. This sounds dangerous and painful. No wonder they say, ‘love hurts’.”
“I’d rather walk barefoot on a long road covered in lego pieces, before I want to spend my night getting cozy with a toilet bowl.”
There, I think that gives something for everyone.
I will have another post up tomorrow if anyone cares. I’m celebrating a holiday that means a lot to me. Hopefully you can attend.
Oh yeah, Travel Post coming next week! It’s gonna be a hoot.
I’m gonna guess that it should be “Kevin’s not here” from Home Alone 2 in the airport scene?
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YES! You’re the first and only person to get it right!
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Yay! Haha one of my favorite movies of all time. Once I said it in the voice I instantly knew 😌
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It’s one of my favourites too. I’m glad someone else knew what I was talking about!
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The movie reference is killing me. I can tone of voice in which it’s said. Menacing… Maybe? I could be way off. Whatever the case, I can’t think of the name you’ve replaced. Ugh…
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It’s from Home Alone 2! When they’re at the airport and they pass the bag down to Kevin and realize he’s not there.
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Australia?
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Close! Not really. Haha I’ll reveal it in a post.
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You could have mentioned what all I could do with those points and I would be bit more excited to earn them (all).. 😉
I would like to say Happy traveling.. Since I think you might be reading it only after returning, I would make it as, Hope you enjoyed the trip! 🙂
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Thank you! It was a great trip. I don’t know what the points go to either haha
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Good to know.. I’m glad that I didn’t miss out on any exciting offer.. 😉
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Maybe it’s like Whose Line is it anyway: everything is made up and the points don’t matter
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It’s exactly like that!
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Oh my gosh. You are in the US aren’t you? Finally. About time!
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Yes! What do you mean about time? I was there for New Years 2014!
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Wow I never saw this comment. And what I meant Paul was, you NEVER told me you were here! Meh. Please tell me next time.
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Sorry! I figured I was too far away from where you would be anyway.
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OMG I know what you’re quoting but I just can think of it. 95% sure it’s a scary movie. I want the say the shining but I don’t think that’s right. This is going to drive me nuts now.
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Ooooh I love The Shining but it wasn’t that. It was Home Alone 2 when they’re at the airport and realize Kevin isn’t there when they pass him his bag. Some would consider it a scary movie.
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What a good idea to post these. I’m stealing it.
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I thought it was a good idea, but those posts barely got any traffic/likes, if any. Failed experiment.
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It got me to go back……
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If only all my readers could be like you!
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I can’t talk now, I’m waiting for you to read
my blog….still waiting…
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