Monthly Archives: August 2016

Puppets

Posted on August 29, 2016 by

There are very few people who speak the same language anymore put them in a room and close the door because everyone else is a puppet so proud of being a muppet putting out thoughts that spread like polka dots meaningless on their own … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Giulia

Posted on August 24, 2016 by

Dear Giulia, Bonjour! I’m excited to be sending this letter all the way to Paris, France! If I lived in Paris,  I’d probably write this letter on the field in front of the Eiffel Tower, while munching on a fresh … Continue reading →

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Honey, I’m Home

Posted on August 23, 2016 by

Put this up there as one of my stranger blog post titles. Oh well. I came back across the border the other day and my phone blew up with 17 emails. Most of them were notifications from WordPress. I also received … Continue reading →

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Paul Appreciation Day

Posted on August 21, 2016 by

If you didn’t know, now you do because today is the third annual Paul Appreciation Day! And if that’s too much of a mouthful, you can call it PAD. Two years ago while I was working at camp, I suggested … Continue reading →

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Paul’s Not Here

Posted on August 20, 2016 by

First person to tell me which movie I’m referencing in the title gets 1000 points! Don’t let me down. Hint: Replace my name with someone else’s name. A lot of you are still confused, I can see it. If you’re … Continue reading →

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Sounds Like

Posted on August 18, 2016 by

In order to exist silence needs noise and noise needs silence but they will never admit to liking each other.

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A Letter To Victoria

Posted on August 17, 2016 by

Dear Victoria, Let’s tango! Not actually, though, because I’m here and you’re somewhere in the USA so that wouldn’t work. Plus, I wouldn’t know what I’m doing and probably step on your feet. Also, I didn’t mean “let’s tango” literally, it was … Continue reading →

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I Had A Dream My iPhone Was Possessed

Posted on August 16, 2016 by

I took a nap today to recharge my batteries because I’m a robot. Yes, I slept next to the electrical outlet. How else do you think a person robot recharges their batteries? Anyways, I was only out like a light (keeping … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Carolina

Posted on August 16, 2016 by

Dear Carolina, As I send this letter out to Chicago, all I picture is the mailman dropping it on the sidewalk and chasing after it when it gets blown away by the wind until it finally gets caught on a tree, … Continue reading →

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Here Now

Posted on August 14, 2016 by

There is a lesson to be learned from all the pages we have turned a meaning sitting there waiting to find our grip words that may never leave our lip except for the promises we don’t keep and the foggy words … Continue reading →

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