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Monthly Archives: August 2016
Puppets
There are very few people who speak the same language anymore put them in a room and close the door because everyone else is a puppet so proud of being a muppet putting out thoughts that spread like polka dots meaningless on their own … Continue reading
A Letter To Giulia
Dear Giulia, Bonjour! I’m excited to be sending this letter all the way to Paris, France! If I lived in Paris, I’d probably write this letter on the field in front of the Eiffel Tower, while munching on a fresh … Continue reading
Posted in Letters
Tagged About Me, Anecdote, Fiction, Friends, Funny, Humor, Inspiration, Letter, Life, Paul's Letters, People, Quotes, Thoughts
13 Comments
Honey, I’m Home
Put this up there as one of my stranger blog post titles. Oh well. I came back across the border the other day and my phone blew up with 17 emails. Most of them were notifications from WordPress. I also received … Continue reading
Paul Appreciation Day
If you didn’t know, now you do because today is the third annual Paul Appreciation Day! And if that’s too much of a mouthful, you can call it PAD. Two years ago while I was working at camp, I suggested … Continue reading
Posted in Humour
Tagged About Me, Anniversary, Funny, Holiday, Humor, People, Random, Sarcasm
23 Comments
Paul’s Not Here
First person to tell me which movie I’m referencing in the title gets 1000 points! Don’t let me down. Hint: Replace my name with someone else’s name. A lot of you are still confused, I can see it. If you’re … Continue reading
Sounds Like
In order to exist silence needs noise and noise needs silence but they will never admit to liking each other.
A Letter To Victoria
Dear Victoria, Let’s tango! Not actually, though, because I’m here and you’re somewhere in the USA so that wouldn’t work. Plus, I wouldn’t know what I’m doing and probably step on your feet. Also, I didn’t mean “let’s tango” literally, it was … Continue reading
I Had A Dream My iPhone Was Possessed
I took a nap today to recharge my batteries because I’m a robot. Yes, I slept next to the electrical outlet. How else do you think a person robot recharges their batteries? Anyways, I was only out like a light (keeping … Continue reading
Posted in Humour
Tagged About Me, Anecdote, Dream, Fiction, Horror, Humor, People, Phone, Sleeping, Social Media, Story, Technology, Thoughts
32 Comments
A Letter To Carolina
Dear Carolina, As I send this letter out to Chicago, all I picture is the mailman dropping it on the sidewalk and chasing after it when it gets blown away by the wind until it finally gets caught on a tree, … Continue reading
Posted in Letters
Tagged Anecdote, Fiction, Food, Friends, Funny, Humor, Inspiration, Letter, Life, Paul's Letters, People, Personal, Story
19 Comments
Here Now
There is a lesson to be learned from all the pages we have turned a meaning sitting there waiting to find our grip words that may never leave our lip except for the promises we don’t keep and the foggy words … Continue reading
Posted in Poetry
Tagged Faith, Feelings, Inspiration, Life, Motivation, Personal, Poem, Poet, Reflection, Sadness, Verse, Writing
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