Monthly Archives: August 2016

Puppets

There are very few people who speak the same language anymore put them in a room and close the door because everyone else is a puppet so proud of being a muppet putting out thoughts that spread like polka dots meaningless on their own … Continue reading

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A Letter To Giulia

Dear Giulia, Bonjour! I’m excited to be sending this letter all the way to Paris, France! If I lived in Paris,  I’d probably write this letter on the field in front of the Eiffel Tower, while munching on a fresh … Continue reading

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Honey, I’m Home

Put this up there as one of my stranger blog post titles. Oh well. I came back across the border the other day and my phone blew up with 17 emails. Most of them were notifications from WordPress. I also received … Continue reading

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Paul Appreciation Day

If you didn’t know, now you do because today is the third annual Paul Appreciation Day! And if that’s too much of a mouthful, you can call it PAD. Two years ago while I was working at camp, I suggested … Continue reading

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Paul’s Not Here

First person to tell me which movie I’m referencing in the title gets 1000 points! Don’t let me down. Hint: Replace my name with someone else’s name. A lot of you are still confused, I can see it. If you’re … Continue reading

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Sounds Like

In order to exist silence needs noise and noise needs silence but they will never admit to liking each other.

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A Letter To Victoria

Dear Victoria, Let’s tango! Not actually, though, because I’m here and you’re somewhere in the USA so that wouldn’t work. Plus, I wouldn’t know what I’m doing and probably step on your feet. Also, I didn’t mean “let’s tango” literally, it was … Continue reading

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I Had A Dream My iPhone Was Possessed

I took a nap today to recharge my batteries because I’m a robot. Yes, I slept next to the electrical outlet. How else do you think a person robot recharges their batteries? Anyways, I was only out like a light (keeping … Continue reading

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A Letter To Carolina

Dear Carolina, As I send this letter out to Chicago, all I picture is the mailman dropping it on the sidewalk and chasing after it when it gets blown away by the wind until it finally gets caught on a tree, … Continue reading

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Here Now

There is a lesson to be learned from all the pages we have turned a meaning sitting there waiting to find our grip words that may never leave our lip except for the promises we don’t keep and the foggy words … Continue reading

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