This past weekend I officially hit 3000 followers on my blog. I guess this means that there are people in the world who like the things I write. Or, their finger slipped and hit the “Follow” button by accident.
Either way, I’ll take it.
I just want to give a sincere thank you to everyone who follows this blog, whether you’ve been here for a day, or two and a half years. This blog wouldn’t be what it is without you. Your constant words of encouragement and interaction makes this a really fun place to be.
So many of my jokes would’ve fallen on deaf ears and that’s an absolute tragedy because I’m hilarious.
When I hit 1000 followers, I threw a blog party where I brought 22 party size pizzas. They were eaten in an internet world record time of 0.5 seconds. Oh, you animals!
When I hit 2000 followers, I conducted a roll call. I wanted you to tell me that you were here and not playing hooky for the day.
Now, I’m at 3000 followers. Somehow. Really, never in my wildest dreams did I think I would get here. I remember being so excited over 100 followers and thinking I was a rock star who should probably hire an agent and a security guard to deal with all the screaming fans who wanted pictures and autographs whenever I left my house.
For this occasion, I’m throwing a joke party!
I want everyone who reads this to tell a joke in the comment section below!
Laughing is fun, so let’s have some fun with this. Original jokes are encouraged, but not required. Lame jokes are encouraged. Puns are also encouraged.
Basically, anything that will make me and whoever is reading this, laugh their head off. Hopefully, not literally.
I want those knee-slapping jokes. So, let’s see what you guys got! Don’t disappoint me, please.
Again, thank you for all the support. I encourage all of you to keep writing. Someone out there does care about the words you have to say, even if your stats page doesn’t always tell you that. Just trust me.
I’ll start this joke party off with a simple joke:
Even after ABCDEFG, the alphabet says HI. And then it says JK.