Joke Party – 3000 Followers

This past weekend I officially hit 3000 followers on my blog. I guess this means that there are people in the world who like the things I write. Or, their finger slipped and hit the “Follow” button by accident.

Either way, I’ll take it.

I just want to give a sincere thank you to everyone who follows this blog, whether you’ve been here for a day, or two and a half years. This blog wouldn’t be what it is without you. Your constant words of encouragement and interaction makes this a really fun place to be.

So many of my jokes would’ve fallen on deaf ears and that’s an absolute tragedy because I’m hilarious.

When I hit 1000 followers, I threw a blog party where I brought 22 party size pizzas. They were eaten in an internet world record time of 0.5 seconds. Oh, you animals!

When I hit 2000 followers, I conducted a roll call. I wanted you to tell me that you were here and not playing hooky for the day.

Now, I’m at 3000 followers. Somehow. Really, never in my wildest dreams did I think I would get here. I remember being so excited over 100 followers and thinking I was a rock star who should probably hire an agent and a security guard to deal with all the screaming fans who wanted pictures and autographs whenever I left my house.

For this occasion, I’m throwing a joke party!

I want everyone who reads this to tell a joke in the comment section below!

Laughing is fun, so let’s have some fun with this. Original jokes are encouraged, but not required.Β Lame jokes are encouraged. Puns are also encouraged.

Basically, anything that will make me and whoever is reading this, laugh their head off. Hopefully, not literally.

I want those knee-slapping jokes. So, let’s see what you guys got! Don’t disappoint me, please.

Again, thank you for all the support. I encourage all of you to keep writing. Someone out there does care about the words you have to say, even if your stats page doesn’t always tell you that. Just trust me.

I’ll start this joke party off with a simple joke:

Even after ABCDEFG, the alphabet says HI. And then it says JK.

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This is the part where I'm supposed to write something interesting about myself and you'll read it and think, "That's not that interesting." So let's not do that and just think about pizza instead, on the count of three. One, two, three. Donuts. Now, wasn't that interesting?
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79 Responses to Joke Party – 3000 Followers

  1. Miriam says:

    Like your joke Paul, here goes my attempt.
    A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender goes, “hey, we don’t serve mushrooms here”. The mushroom says, “why not I’m a fun-ghi πŸ™‚
    Congrats on 3000. Awesome.

    Liked by 6 people

  2. rebbit7 says:

    Hey! Congrats, Paul. Really, your blog is one that I always look forward to reading, with every post you post!

    …and I’m a sucker for puns. Here goes mine:

    “The French are so hardcore, they eat pain for breakfast.” πŸ˜›

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Lomax+Wood says:

    Hi Paul,

    thanks for sharing something different post from others. because everybody is engage with their works. this time such type of jokes have great value for us.

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    Liked by 2 people

  4. Squid says:

    Well, I don’t have any original jokes, but here’s one that my friend is saying in a play that makes me laugh every time.
    Her: Do you know why the graveyard is so popular?
    Random guy who gets roped in: No, I couldn’t imagine.
    Her. I don’t either, but I hear people are dying to get in.

    Congrats on 3 grand and I’m proud to be one!
    Squid

    Liked by 4 people

  5. Hey I showed up. That’s enough joke.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Em says:

    What do you call a occupied lavatory on a plane?
    a hy-pot-in-use πŸ™‚ congrats!

    Liked by 3 people

  7. There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done to determine who should get the parachutes. One person said that he was the smartest thing that hit the face of the Earth, and that he was too smart to die. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft. The second person said that she was too important to die, she had children and a family to take care of, and they depended on her to care for them. So, she took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft. The third person said that he was too important to die because his family depended on him for survival. He was the head of household and the sole bread winner. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft. Finally, there were only two people left, and one parachute. One person was a 12 year old boy, and the other was a 65 year old man. The old man said, “Well son, I have lived a good life, and you are too young to die, you have a long life ahead of you. So, you take the last parachute. The boy asked, “Why, Sir?” The old man said, “Well, there is only one parachute left.” The little lad said, “Sir there are really two parachutes left.” The old gentlemen asked, excitedly, “Yeah? How?” “Well,” replied the boy, “you know that guy who thought he was the smartest and greatest thing that hit the face of the Earth? He grabbed my backpack.”

    Liked by 8 people

  8. heymeghan91 says:

    I miss role call! Hii. I’ll think of a joke later.

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Seranish says:

    grats mate.
    **And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life”
    But John came fifth, and won a toaster**

    Liked by 5 people

  10. Jess says:

    I’m not good with jokes or puns so let me just tell you a funny/true story instead.
    One time, my grandma gave me a bottle of lube….
    YOU’RE WELCOME.

    Liked by 3 people

  11. C.S. Wilde says:

    That is an awesome way to celebrate!
    Ahem.
    There was once a baby chick born with no ass. Once it tried to fart and it exploded. *drops mike*

    Liked by 3 people

  12. Loewe Chan says:

    Congrats!
    Here is a terrible (but great) pun I found on Tumblr recently:
    “I am a super villain. My name is Dr. Cake. Welcome to my layer.”

    Liked by 5 people

  13. stevolom says:

    My local vicar is a complete narcissist. It’s all hymn hymn hymn.

    Liked by 4 people

  14. peckapalooza says:

    Congrats!
    So there were two sausages being cooked in a frying pan. One looks at the other and asks, “Is it hot in here or is it just me?” The other screams, “Oh my God! A talking sausage!”

    Liked by 3 people

  15. Isabella Simons says:

    I would give you a good joke. But I couldn’t be funny to save my life.

    Liked by 4 people

  16. Isabella Simons says:

    Sorry. But great job on getting 3000 followers. That is amazing. I can see how excited you must be.. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  17. anshurao says:

    My dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend. He came into my room and gravely closed the door.
    ” Look,why are you doing this? You can do so much better? ” I was pretty comforted and said, ” thanks dad,it means a lot. ”
    ” shut up, ” he said. ” I’m talking to your girlfriend ”

    Liked by 4 people

  18. What biscuit fly’s?
    A plane biscuit.

    Lame but what do you expect it’s 5am!

    Well done that man, I don’t nearly enough time to read everyone’s blog., but I make the effort for yours.

    Liked by 3 people

  19. Blunderdad says:

    Congrats on 3000!

    That was the joke. I’m actually jealous and spiteful. . . No, I’m joking. Seriously, congratulations!

    Liked by 4 people

  20. micqu says:

    Why do the French only use one egg to make an omlette?
    Because one egg is an oeuf.

    Was that a lame joke? It was as good as it gets. I am late, I am sorry, but I hope it still made you crack a smile. Congratulations on 3k followers. That’s amazing. Enjoy your weekend. xx

    Liked by 3 people

  21. Paul, I only need 2999 more followers and we’ll be tied for followers! Can you believe it? I had no idea how close we were to being tied. Of course, I’d need another $2999, but my follower won’t read on the cheap. He wouldn’t accept less than the last dollar I had in my wallet. I’m not complaining, though. I suppose that’s the price one has to pay to be an American blog writer these days. I imagine the going rate is a little cheaper up there in Canada. But, your 3000 followers are still mighty impressiveβ€”even with that rate of exchange. Ha, imagine if we didn’t have to pay for followers? LOL! Well, we can dream can’t we? Seriously though, congratulations Paul. It speaks to how much we enjoy reading your posts. Keep em coming. :O)

    Liked by 3 people

    • Paul says:

      The follower exchange rate is a bit wonky. If I ever moved to the US I’d probably lose followers, or at least the ones that don’t have a passport. But thank you, Paul, for always supplying the humour in your comments that I can later steal as my own since we share the same name! (You can ignore that last sentence).

      Like

  22. mandybee says:

    why do ghosts not like rain on halloween?
    cause it dampens their spirits! πŸ˜†
    congrats on the 3000 milestoneπŸ‘πŸ’—

    Liked by 3 people

  23. Barb Knowles says:

    O! I have to P….I hope there is no Q. Y? We’ll have to Z.

    Liked by 2 people

  24. Can I get back to you on this? I need to consult my ten year old self as she is the only one who was any good at jokes πŸ˜‰ Congrats on 3K!!

    Liked by 3 people

  25. casondra2rey says:

    I’m seriously so not a funny person lol I blank on command. Super duper happy for you and your blogs success congrats!! Please don’t make me Google one haha!

    Liked by 3 people

  26. msidharthan says:

    Congrats!
    And here’s my all time favourite.
    “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather – peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” πŸ˜›

    Liked by 3 people

  27. LosiLosLoco says:

    Congrats on the 3000 followers Paul. Grand job. You deserve it. I’m funny in real life but not because I make obvious jokes. And I’m not good with puns either. :/ But if you could laughy your taffy for me, then I’d be happy slappy. Wonka whacky really! Congrats again! πŸ˜›

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  28. I don’t know why I missed this party. And did you say THREE THOUSAND? WOW! I don’t know any jokes 😦 Sad considering I say many funny stuff on my blog. But I liked yours! Tell me another one please Paul.

    Liked by 2 people

  29. congratulations to you for 3001 followers….1 follow from my side… go ahead, its a great achievement…
    Visit to my blog-:
    https://breadomlette.wordpress.com/ and give your valuable comments and likes, don’t forget to follow……..

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