Roll Call – 2000 Followers

Miss me?

I like how I don’t post anything for an entire week and people send out a search party for me. Yes, I am alive. Yes, I am okay. Yes, I had pizza today.

Well, that covers everything.

Just a heads up, my posting schedule for the next two months will be solely based off of “How tired is Paul right now?” (I’ll explain more in a later post, maybe.)

Which means, I may never post again.

Which means, don’t expect something new every day like I’ve been doing for the last two months or so. However, there are currently 184 posts on my site that you can easily find and read if when you need to kill time at work.

If your boss catches you reading my blog, tell them to pull up a chair and read with you. It can be like story time for adults. Hope you all brought a pillow and blanket! A hard desk will suffice.

What you can expect from me this summer is many laughs and many pizza references. If you want more than that, just ask.

Also, my two year blogiversary is next Tuesday, June 23rd. So if you haven’t gotten me a gift yet, get on it! Pizza is not a gift, be creative.

Now to the purpose of this post.

Apparently, I have 2013 followers on this blog. I think that’s a lot, especially considering the fact I was at 1000 followers about two months ago.

I owe you all a giant “Thank You”. You can come pick it up from me personally, or just accept those two words and eight letters via the Internet.

I don’t want to get too sentimental with you for a second consecutive post, so I won’t.

Just know that I appreciate you, your comments, and your sense of humour.

Now, we’re going to have an old-fashioned roll call. I am taking attendance. If you are here, tell me you are here in the comments below. Also, tell me why you follow my blog. 

Basically, I want to shower in compliments for the first time in a week.

I’ll provide the soap.

It took one week for this blog to get awkward. One. Week.