21 Animal Jokes

Do you guys know what a dromedary is? A dromedary is a camel with one hump on its back. “Drome” is pronounced “drama”. “Dary” is pronounced “dairy”. This is vital information. Remember this information. I said remember it!

Now then, this post is going to list twenty-one extremely lame animal jokes. Why? Because my blog is the place to be for nonsense like this.

I came up with these jokes off the top of my head, so if they already exist, I didn’t know. If you don’t understand a joke, that’s not my fault.

The following jokes have not been tested on people. Doing so may result in a loss of friends. Proceed with caw-cawtion.

1. What do you call a cow from New Jersey?

Jersey Milk.

2. What do pigs sleep in at night?

Hammocks.

3. What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

Hip hop.

4. What do you call it when pandas are out of control?

Pandemonium.

5. What did the frog ask for at the barbecue?

Rib-bet.

6. What does a panicked beaver say?

“Dam!”

7. What form of government would a parrot run?

A dictatorship.

8. How do penguins cover their tracks?

White out.

9. Where do hogs go to school?

Hogwarts.

10. What did the bird say to the dog?

“You’re barking up the wrong tree.”

11. What did the cat say when it was told to do yard work?

“I’ll meow the lawn later.”

12. How does a deer start a letter?

Deer ____,

13. Which insect always forgets to zip up their pants?

Butterfly.

14. What inspirational song do pigs listen to?

I Believe I Can Fly.

15. What did the jury say to the guilty animal?

“You’re lion.”

16. What game is played at a moose’s birthday party?

Duck, Duck, Moose.

17. What game is played at a deer’s birthday party?

Deer Pong.

18. Which television network is banned in the animal community?

Food Network.

19. Which animal cries the loudest?

Whale.

20. Which animal wears an undergarment?

Zebra.

21. What do you call a cow that likes to perform on stage?

A DRAMA DAIRY!


If you didn’t laugh at a single joke, you can just mooooove along to the next blog in your reader. Thanks.

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This is the part where I'm supposed to write something interesting about myself and you'll read it and think, "That's not that interesting." So let's not do that and just think about pizza instead, on the count of three. One, two, three. Donuts. Now, wasn't that interesting?
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78 Responses to 21 Animal Jokes

  1. grammyg53 says:

    Can’t wait for the kidlings to arrive from up north!!! I’m soooo going to use these on them… especially the 16 year old. I can see him rolling his eyes at me NOW!!!

    These are actually really funny, Paul. You should try stand-up (or sitting) comedy! Seriously. You should 🙂

    Y’all are a natural at this… thanks for the VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING laugh!!!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. WynterSnowe says:

    A few of these were quite entertaining. Thanks. 😊 I came across this at 7am so it was a nice way to start my day.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. DoesItEvenMatterWhoIAm? says:

    HAHA! Ok I just read off the list to Sebastian (my son, he of the same sandwich tastes as you) and he actually knew some of the punchlines before I said them, and he laughed at all of your jokes, as did I! WIN!!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. rebbit7 says:

    Love the animal jokes! I love myself a good pun to start off my Saturday. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Squidtea says:

    Dude, if anyone came up to me and told me these, I would immediately be their friend! Some of them I didn’t understand, but the ones I did get were (mostly) malarious! (Sorry, you got me into the spirit of pun making)

    Liked by 2 people

  6. BookwormwithOpinions says:

    Dam, what a list!! 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  7. babysteps22 says:

    Hahaha! Hopefully this will make that annoying kid at my pediatric posting who throws things at me realise how ‘cool’ I really am. After I take credit for these jokes..with your permission, ofcourse. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  8. izza ifzaal says:

    I am moving to the next post in the reader :p
    Gotta take time to understand your humor Paulo :p
    Pardon me 😂😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

  9. izza ifzaal says:

    After rereading again I guess I understood half of it 👧👧👧but
    2,5,6,15,16 totally flew through my head 😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

    • Paul says:

      haha okay
      #2: Ham comes from pigs. So Ham-mocks is what they sleep on.

      #5: Frogs make a “ribbet” sound. Ribs are served at barbecues.

      #6: Beavers build something called a “Dam” in the river to block the water.

      #15: You’re lion is like “You’re lying”. So if they are lying, then they are guilty.

      #16: Duck, Duck, Goose is a popular party game. Duck, Duck, Moose just rhymes with it.

      Hope this helped!

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  10. anxietybug88 says:

    Alright, the “deer pong” made me laugh out loud. Guilty.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. hmekeel says:

    I don’t get #1, 7 or 13, but I love the pandemonium one! Haha I’m impressed that you made these up😊

    Liked by 1 person

  12. shubhada says:

    Which bird wins the race to the peak of mountain?

    Peacock.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Barb Knowles says:

    Jersey Milk is a candy bar? Just in Canada? And referencing your reader above, humor is definitely cultural, so I get the need to re-read. My favorites? #2, #12, #14 with #12 winning the laugh out loud test. Orange you glad I commented?

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  14. Karen says:

    Lol I enjoyed your jokes. I am sure someone will use them 😀

    By the way, I nominated you for a brand new spankin award because you inspire others with your words.

    https://shadebutnoshade.wordpress.com/2015/06/07/starlight-shining-on-me/

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  15. LOL You’ve been taking those clever pills again. I told you they would be the death of us, because we’ll die laughing. But do you care? 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  16. markbialczak says:

    How much does it cost until venison tastes good? 100 bucks. Had to do it, Paul.

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  17. I actually really loved Jersey Milk chocolate.. can’t seem to find any anywhere any more 😦 And I whale louder then a whale 🙂 SO it makes me the loudest animal! (Whales are mammals :P)

    Liked by 1 person

    • Paul says:

      Haha! Apparently people in the US haven’t even heard of Jersey Milk! I think I’ve seen them in convenience stores but they aren’t as popular as they were.

      Like

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