Monthly Archives: May 2015

Holiday Humour

Posted on May 18, 2015 by Paul

To my fellow Canadians, Happy Victoria Day! Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday Monday. To the rest of you, I’m about to make a lame joke to help get you through your day. Ready? Good. Some background information before I … Continue reading →

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People Are Gross

Posted on May 17, 2015 by Paul

Yeah, I’m talking about you. And you. And you. And you in the back who thinks I don’t see them. And you. You. You. You. And you. Especially you. And you. And you. And me. It starts when we’re little; … Continue reading →

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Another Award

Posted on May 15, 2015 by Paul

You bloggers are way too nice to me. That being said, keep the compliments coming! I like swimming in them since I don’t know how to swim in water. Thank you this time to The Girl Who Can’t Sit Still … Continue reading →

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iDon’t Care About Your Phone

Posted on May 14, 2015 by Paul

What kind of phone do you have? Why do people ask this question? Someone explain it to me. Why are people so fascinated with other people’s handheld devices? If they’re in the market for a new phone, fine, go ahead and … Continue reading →

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Doorbell Etiquette

Posted on May 13, 2015 by Paul

Trust me when I tell you that this post is extremely important. I am not kidding. Most of the time I am here to entertain; today I am here to educate. So grab a pencil, some paper, and an eraser … Continue reading →

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Growing Up Millennial

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Paul

As a person born in the 90s, I am classified as a millennial, which means I am everything that is wrong with the world today. I stare at a screen instead of talking to people. I expect everything handed to … Continue reading →

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Food For Thought

Posted on May 8, 2015 by Paul

Hey there, fellow food eaters! Did you think this post was going to be about food because the word food is in the title? Be honest. I would think this post is entirely about food. Sadly it is not. Sorry to let … Continue reading →

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3 Awards & 20 Nominees

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Paul

Every time I receive an award and write one of these acceptance speeches, I tell myself it will be the last time I do it. Then I realize that I like the attention too much to ever quit I get … Continue reading →

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Chirp

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Paul

To whom it may concern: To the birds outside my window: My feathered friends of flight, I write to you in hopes that we can come to some sort of resolution. You see, every morning at precisely 4:17AM, you congregate … Continue reading →

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I Eat Pizza, Donuts, and Cookies

Posted on May 5, 2015 by Paul

The jig is up. You caught me. I eat pizza. I eat donuts. I eat cookies. Arrest me. Sue me. Put me in jail. Actually, don’t do any of those last three things. I just said them for comedic purposes. I … Continue reading →

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