To my fellow Canadians, Happy Victoria Day! Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday Monday. To the rest of you, I’m about to make a lame joke to help get you through your day.
Ready? Good.
Some background information before I tell the joke: Staples is an office supply store. You can buy paper, pencils, printers, and comfortable desk chairs. Got it? Good. Now to the joke. Someone better laugh.
What do you call someone who works at Staples?
A stapler.
What do you call someone who fires people who work at Staples?
A staple remover.
(Hold for laughs)
(Run away because no one is laughing)
The Captain's Speech 
nooooooo!!!! I actually laughed at the (Run away…) part of your joke!
Laughter is the best medicine! 🙂
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But you didn’t laugh at the other part!?!? The run away part wasn’t part of the joke! Hahahah at least you laughed.
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… at least I laughed!!
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Erm. I did laugh, Paul. 😁😁
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Oh thank goodness. I can always count on you!
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Awh! Thank you! (I hope you aren’t being sarcastic though, I can’t tell. Lol.)
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Haha this time I’m actually being serious!
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Whew. Thank God!
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I laughed!
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Woooo!!
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And I can tell it to my son who will laugh too!
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aha excellent! Feel free to tell him you stole the joke from someone else if he doesn’t laugh. If he does laugh, you can say you came up with it.
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Lol I love jokes like these! They sound like they should be on the back of a banana Laffy Taffy (my favorite flavor).
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haha yeah! Glad you liked it!
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I am! Happy Victoria Day! 😀
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Thanks Paul!
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Have a great one. I myself, I’m watching the Jays and Angels. tied at four.
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Me too! Our pitching staff is quite poor this year. I knew it was only a matter of 3 innings before we blew the 4-0 lead.
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LOL, I still think things are going to improve for your guys. However, I know where you’re coming from. I watched Jeremy Affeldt almost single-handedly try to give games away this week for the Giants.
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That sounds fun. Fortunately we have an offence who can put up 6+ runs.
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That they can.
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Hey! I laughed, too! And guess what? I worked for the Blue Jays for 2 1/2 years in Dunedin, Florida. I love the Jays!!! Do y’all remember Roy Halladay? I’m rambling here – feel free to laugh AT me 🙂 Happy Victoria Day. I have a question. Since it is a holiday, is Victoria’s Secret closed in Canada today?
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Of course I remember Halladay! He was my favourite player! That’s so cool. Yes, Victoria’s Secret is closed today haha. Bet you’re loving this Tampa Bay game right now!
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You bet correctly, PaulllllllllllllllllllllllO!!! Whoa this is awesome 🙂
The Halladays were the NICEST family I met although most of the TBJ families were incredibly nice. He & his family live near my friends who live in Tarpon Springs. As a PHILLIES PHAN… we love Roy, too! Back to the game now…
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When we traded Halladay he wrote a thank you letter to the fans in the newspaper. Class act all the way!
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Sports Talk with Paul and Gloria!!! Right here on your computer NOW!!!
Are you talking about the Lightning game or are the Rays playing, too? I’m NOT a Rays fan… but we won’t go into that here. This is a family show, right? hahaha
YES!!! I AM REALLY ENJOYING THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING GAME!!!
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Hahah you make me laugh
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I remember when Roy did that… he did the same thing when he left the Phillies. Did the Blue Jays let him sign a one-day contract so he could retire as a Blue Jay or am I confused? It’s okay to tell me if I am confused because I pretty much stay that way any more…
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Yes, I believe they did do that!
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Yeah! I’m NOT confused… http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/roy-halladay-family-thank-philadelphia-fans-newspaper-ad-033344236–mlb.html
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Any more jokes like this, Paul, and I just my reach for my Staple gun.
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hahaha love it! Please don’t.
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I don’t even own any of the sort, Paul. 😮
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Do you have an Easy button from Staples? Whoa… I’m setting myself up for some comments NOW!!! haha
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I don’t! Unfortunately.
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If you want one… never mind. It would never clear customs 😦 haha
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I’m not that easy, Grammyg53, no.
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HAHAHAHA!!! You have the same sick sense of humor as mine… LOVE IT!
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I smiled! Haha, great joke; I’m a sucker for puns. 😀
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Excellent! Puns are the best!
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It didn’t cause the door to close, but I did laugh out loud. http://saneteachers.com/2014/08/27/school-supplies-from-hell/
More Staples humor. And what the heck is Victoria Day? You celebrate Queen Victoria? We need Canadian culture part 2.
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Haha yeah we do! “When Queen Victoria died in 1901, Parliament made her birthday an annual holiday. The law initially called for the holiday to be celebrated every year on May 24. Unless the date fell on a Sunday, in which case Victoria Day would be celebrated on May 25”. It’s basically the 3rd Monday of every May now…known as May 2-4 weekend.
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I definitely need to learn a lot more about Canada. I’m sure that Queen Victoria never played hockey.
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I wouldn’t be so sure!
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I really didn’t want to laugh at that but I couldn’t help it! LOL
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Hahaha I’m glad!
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I laughed.
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Yes! Another one in the “laughed” category.
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I laughed and the surrounding to crack the joke was pure fun 😀
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