To my fellow Canadians, Happy Victoria Day! Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday Monday. To the rest of you, I’m about to make a lame joke to help get you through your day.
Some background information before I tell the joke: Staples is an office supply store. You can buy paper, pencils, printers, and comfortable desk chairs. Got it? Good. Now to the joke. Someone better laugh.
What do you call someone who works at Staples?
What do you call someone who fires people who work at Staples?
A staple remover.
(Hold for laughs)
(Run away because no one is laughing)