Daily Archives: May 7, 2015

3 Awards & 20 Nominees

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Paul

Every time I receive an award and write one of these acceptance speeches, I tell myself it will be the last time I do it. Then I realize that I like the attention too much to ever quit I get … Continue reading →

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Chirp

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Paul

To whom it may concern: To the birds outside my window: My feathered friends of flight, I write to you in hopes that we can come to some sort of resolution. You see, every morning at precisely 4:17AM, you congregate … Continue reading →

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