I’m 35?

Posted on May 1, 2015 by Paul

I gotta say, I’m a bit offended.

Have you tried this new Internet fad? Upload a picture of yourself and it will tell you how old you are, in case you’ve forgotten. Prepare to be insulted!

Here is the site: http://how-old.net

I’m a few months away from my 24th birthday, but this site says I’m 35-years-old. No wonder I feel older than I am.

You’re all invited to my 36th birthday in September, I guess. See you there. Bring the food.

Also, you’re all required to tell me how young I look the moment you arrive to my party.

If you can’t find me, I’ll be crying in the washroom over how I aged 13 years in 365 days.

It’s quite traumatic.

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50 Responses to I’m 35?

  1. Mindy says:
    May 1, 2015 at 8:44 PM

    I do recall you saying you were an old man… 35 isn’t that old though! haha

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  2. rebbit7 says:
    May 1, 2015 at 8:47 PM

    The Internet LIES. You’re still young!

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  3. datingflops says:
    May 1, 2015 at 8:53 PM

    35 must be the magic number! I just did my photo and it says im 35!! Hahaha, it’s made me younger! In reality I do get told I look like I’m in my early 30’s. In reality add about 10 years to it and you have the right age lol.

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  4. shubhada says:
    May 1, 2015 at 11:38 PM

    Don’t worry, you don’t look 35! 😛

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  5. Little Rants says:
    May 1, 2015 at 11:58 PM

    Hahahaha!!! 35 is fine!:p

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  7. heymeghan91 says:
    May 2, 2015 at 11:04 AM

    Depending on the photo I use it says I’m either 18 or 37. I think this website has some bugs to get fixed ha. I’m the same age as you……

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  8. shubhada says:
    May 3, 2015 at 9:00 AM

    The page is not responding! :/ urghh

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  9. Barb Knowles says:
    May 3, 2015 at 10:12 AM

    *sigh* 1) Today is my day for numbering my replies since I’m so far behind. At first I thought WTF is wrong with you because for me 36 was my best year ever on the face of the earth but I don’t remember why, 2) For anyone older it seems silly that you are complaining about 35, 3) then I remembered that 30 wasn’t a bad birthday for me because I had just been in my 20’s, but 31 was a nightmare because I truly was not just in my 20’s and that decade had come and gone forever, but most importantly 4) I’m 61 and it said 56. That may not sound like a biggy but looking 5 years younger at my age is a compliment. And it was a current picture. I quickly abandoned the thought of posting a picture of myself when I was 22.

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    • Paul says:
      May 3, 2015 at 12:45 PM

      haha honestly it could’ve said I was 27 and I would’ve named the post I’m 27? 35 is still young, but I think what shocked me was the 12 year age gap between what I really am and what it thought I was.

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  10. elle superstar says:
    May 4, 2015 at 1:17 AM

    Saw this on the news the other day – it got everybody wrong. What I don’t get is – what is the point of this app? You know your age; why would you upload your photo to see if a computer knows it? People have too much time on their hands. 😛 LOL

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    • Paul says:
      May 4, 2015 at 1:23 AM

      I thought the exact same thing. To think that people at Microsoft took the time to create something so useless when they could’ve been doing something else is either pretty funny, or very alarming.

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  11. Jenna Rambles says:
    May 4, 2015 at 7:32 AM

    I shall not dare…… for I cannot deal with knowing the age I already am….*shivers*

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  12. sltaylor1206 says:
    May 6, 2015 at 4:34 PM

    Mine kept saying I was 37. I’m guessing you’re about 22, which is close in age to me. Sorry, I was kind of stalking your blog actually and stumbled across this lol.

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    • Paul says:
      May 6, 2015 at 4:37 PM

      haha I’m 23, few months from 24. I wonder if this website has gotten anyones age correct.

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      • sltaylor1206 says:
        May 6, 2015 at 4:38 PM

        Lol I was close. I cannot do math that well. But nope it didn’t. It said my cat was 50 :/

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      • Paul says:
        May 6, 2015 at 4:41 PM

        50!! Wow oldest cat ever. I didn’t even think to put animal pictures on there. I wonder if it can tell how old food is too

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      • sltaylor1206 says:
        May 6, 2015 at 4:44 PM

        I think that would be amazing if you could lol.Right now I am reading your post about being a Canadian because I don’t know much about it. I just watch Matthew Santoro’s videos on YouTube.

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      • Paul says:
        May 6, 2015 at 4:49 PM

        Yup he did a good job of breaking down the differences. It’s weird we have so many considering we’re neighbours.

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      • sltaylor1206 says:
        May 6, 2015 at 4:50 PM

        So true. I feel as though I would like Canada. Where I live it is always too hot and that is just in the state of Virginia. I feel as though I should move somewhere more northern lol

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      • Paul says:
        May 6, 2015 at 4:53 PM

        Yeah Canada is great if you don’t want hot days every day. Like today it’s sunny but breezy – basically the perfect weather.

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      • sltaylor1206 says:
        May 6, 2015 at 4:55 PM

        Ah it is 85 degrees here. Not sure what temperature measurement you use but its hot. And now it is about to storm ):

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      • Paul says:
        May 6, 2015 at 4:57 PM

        We use Celsius. Just converted 85 degrees to Celsius using Google…that would be 29 degrees here. Wow, that’s like mid-July weather for us!

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      • sltaylor1206 says:
        May 6, 2015 at 4:59 PM

        Yeah and I’m not even in a state that is supposed to be really hot. I’m in the southwestern part. Near Tennessee if you wanna look it up

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      • Paul says:
        May 6, 2015 at 5:09 PM

        Is it always that hot there this time of year?

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      • sltaylor1206 says:
        May 6, 2015 at 5:13 PM

        Yes usually humid more so than hot which I hate more than the heat!

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