Monthly Archives: April 2014

This Is Twitter

Twitter is this: Twitter is a couch that everyone sits on to watch a television show. Twitter is a sports arena, full of fans who heckle and cheer until they¬†lose their voice. Twitter is a place where people shake their … Continue reading

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A Letter To My 13-Year-Old Self

Dear Paul, This is your life for the next 10 years. Right now, you can’t picture it. Trust me, I know. But congratulations, you graduated from elementary school! Everything you thought you knew about life is about to change. Say … Continue reading

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Freshly Pressed: Round 2

I’ve had this blog for nine months and have been Freshly Pressed twice. I’ve had this blog for nine months and have been Freshly Pressed twice. Sorry, I had to write that twice because I still can’t believe it. Last … Continue reading

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